Uncool Vampire

Here's to the time when "vampire" did not mean "supernatural man-hunk," when the coolest thing that could happen to a vampire was getting staked by Buffy . . .

Yeah, I haven't ever read the Twilight series. I doubt I ever will.

My favorite vampires, in no particular order, are Bunnicula (vampire bunny who sucked the juice out of vegetables), Count Duckula (he was a vegetarian, and a green duck--his Cartoon played on Nickalodeon in the early days), and Terry Pratchett's black-ribboners (who have sworn off drinking blood)

Yar.